Ebonics Lesson

1. Hotel: I gave my girlfriend da crabs and da hotel everybody.

2. Rectum: I had two Cadillac’s but my ol’ lady rectum both.

3. Disappointment: My parole officer told me if I miss disappointment dey gonna send me away.

4. Foreclose: If I pay alimony dis month, I’ll have no money foreclose.

5. Catacomb: Seen Don King at the fights; give dat catacomb.

6. Penis: Went to da doctor and he gibs me a cup and says penis.

7. Israel: Leroy tried to sell me a Rolex looks fake but he say israel.

8. Undermine: Daze a fine lookin’ hoe livin’ in the apartment undermine.

9. Tripoli: Was gonna buy my busty lady a bra but couldn’t find a tripoli.

10. Stain: Mama axed me if I was stain for dinner.

11. Seldom: Got tickets to the ballgame but I seldom.

12. Odyssey: I tol’ my bro, you odyssey da tits on dat hoe.

13. Horde: Sis got into trouble cuz she horde around in school.

14. Income: I jes got into bed wif dis hoe an income my wife.

15. Honor: At the rape trial judge axed my frien who be honor first.

16. Fortify: I axed da hoe how much and she said fortify.

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