When someone says “you don’t know Jack Schitt!” Now you’ll know the entire story.
Jack Schitt was the only son of Owe Schitt and Awe Schitt. Owe Schitt, the fartiliser magnate married Awe Schitt, who later ran a hotel, The Kneedeep Inn.
Jack Schitt eventually eventually married Noe Schitt and together they produced six children. Sadly, there first child Holy Schitt passed away shortly after birth. Next came twin sons, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt. They had two daughters, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt. There last son was named Bull.
Dip Schitt married Lotta Schitt, who gave birth to a son, Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt married the Happens brothers.
The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg, Byrd, and Hawse Schitt-Happens.
Bull Schitt recently married a spicy Italian number, Pisa Schitt and together they await the birth of their first child, Little Schitt.
So next time someone says “You don’t know Jack Schitt!” you can tell them, not only do I know Jack Schitt but I know the whole family as well.
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