Three old men were sitting around talking about who had the worst health problems. The 70 year old man said “Have I got a problem. Every morning I get up at 7:30 and I have to urinate, but I have to stand at the toilet for an hour because my pee barley trickles out.” “Heck that’s nothing” said the 80 year old man. “Every morning I have to take a dump, but I have to sit on the can for hours because of my constipation.” The 90 year old said, “You guys think you have problems! Every morning at 7:30 I whiz like a racehorse, and at 8:30 I take a dump like a pig.” The 80 year old looks at the 70 year old and back to the 90 year old and says, “So what’s your problem?” “I don’t wake up until eleven” he replied.
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