1. I want to melt in your mouth not in your hands.
2. Can I borrow a quarter? {“what for?”} I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
3. Is your daddy a thief? {“no”} Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it into your eyes.
4. You’re so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
5. Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want.
6. Let’s go to my place and do the things I will tell everyone we did anyway
7. The word of the day is legs. Lets go back to my place and spread the word.
8. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
9. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.
10. My name is ______ . That is so you will know what to scream.
11. My name is ______ . But you can call me lover.
12. Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
13. Can I flirt with you?
14. Your daddy must be a baker ‘cause you have a nice set of buns.
15. Look at his/her shirt label and when they say “what are you doing” say
Checking to see if you were made in heaven.
Or, checking to see if you are the right size.
16. All those curves, and me with no brakes.
17. If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
18. Fuck me if I’m wrong, but don’t you want to kiss me?
19. I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
20. {Grab his/her ass} Pardon me, is this seat taken?
21. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
22. Can I have directions? {to where} to your heart.
23. If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together.
24. How about you sit on my lap and we’ll see what pops up?
25. Do you know what would look good on you? Me.
26. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
27. So… how am I doing?
28. How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?
29. {Tap your thigh} You just think this is my leg.
30. Say that’s a nice {dress or article of clothing} can I talk you out of it?
31. I lost my phone number. Can I have yours.
32. I hope you know CPR, ‘cause you take my breath away.
33. Excuse me Is that semen in your hair?
34. My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it.
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